I want to live in a world where the coffee is bottomless and the sweatpants are mandatory.

As a professional writer, I'm obsessed with crafting copy that cuts through the noise of the everyday media. Whether you’re looking for articles, web copy, print materials, ads, or blog posts, I provide writing that makes your readers sit up and pay attention.

I also produce creative essays about my journey into adulthood. I've written about everything from politics to gardening to overcoming anxiety to becoming a new mom. Additional examples of my extreme oversharing can be found on my blog.  

In my spare time, I'm working on an essay collection about my super crazy family, as well as a young adult novel with my radio famous Dad. 

When I'm not being a word wizard, I'm probably cleaning up baby poop or hanging out with my husband and slightly neurotic German Shepherd named Penny.